Today I will be recording a Video of myself Farting in the face of my Tiny Roomate, I will start by showing you the audience what I have consumed today, before I present him with the smell of it. He has consented to this and believes he is being paid... However I told him I wanted him to just sniff my ass and tell me if he can tell what I ate... However!!! I will be presenting him with many, many! Farts, an he will be getting paid nothing. For the first few minutes of the video, I will sit down and unleash a Barrage of farts before I ever awknoledge his presense. Id like for him to get a good feel for my farts, really take them in and understand what he's in for today. When Ready, I will rise above him and ask him to guess what I ate! If he does not answer correctly he will be presented with another barrage of farts. The study will continue like this until I run empty of gas, at which point I will head out to try some more Fast Food. I have convinced my roomate to allow me to tie him down to the chair, the idiot believed me when I told him it was for his own saftey.