So I took up a job as a maid for one of my tiny neighbors! Thankfully my boss wasnt home when I went over to clean his house today! Hahah I had a breakfast Burito that did not at all agree with me! Like holy fuck it was so bad! I started cleaning and it wasnt that bad! But then when my stomach started to hurt I decided to sit down and relax. Yanno try to bounce out the farts! An it worked! Really well! I didnt find out until later that I had sat down on my bosses face and let out all of those farts! Ewww they were so bad! An I was wearing WHITE PANTIES underneath my maid uniform! Ughhh so gross! I felt so bad! But he didnt fire me! So ill be back for more cleaning! Hahah hopefully next time he isnt napping on the chair!