Someone peed on the toilet seat. Having to clean the toilet and close the wet wipes before peeing was not what I had in mind when I walked into the bathroom, but I guess as a housewife, that's my lot in life. No matter the piss was fantastic, it literally had my body trembling as my bladder began to empty. Enveloped in full body tingles and relief as a stream of urine left musical notes in the air. Nothing feels quite so good as the first piss of the day.