You should have known that begging me to come to your high school reunion would be a bad idea! Everyone knew that I wasn’t your GF and so I finally just admitted that we’re co-workers and you wanted to show them up. Turns out, their stories showed me a whole new side of you, and finding you here in the bathroom, hanging from your underwear and soaking wet just proves it! You were a loser in school and still are!! I can’t wait to tell everyone at work all the stories I heard today! Recorded on a Blue Yeti Microphone - AUDIO ONLY