I light up a smoke outside on My patio, instructing you to get on your knees for Me. Open up wide, bitch -- I like My pets obedient. I ash in your dirty mouth while I tell you what a loser you are. Before long, I'm sliding off My dirty sandals to reveal My perfect soles -- do what you're told and get to licking, bitch. Make My feet spotless, lick all up in between My toes. So disgusting! Finally, I'm done smoking... where do you think I put it out?