Hello my royal subjects, it’s me – your Queen Dommelia, back to collect my taxes from you peasants. You will notice that once again your taxes have gone up, but as the cost of living rises, it’s only fair that you, my working-class peasants, take the strain, so I can continue to live my lavish, luxurious lifestyle. I have some advice on ways in which you can sacrifice because you will pay your taxes to your Queen, regardless of what the consequences are for you. And I’ve no doubt you will make the necessary sacrifices for me as you goon away another month, enslaved by your superior gooning Queen’s rulership.