Oh look, a wild gooner has appeared and is begging for humiliation due to his very existence! Let's be honest, your brain cells are already long gone, but did you know that there is another organ you're doing irreversible damage to!? Not that you'll ever let that stop your little addiction, a gooner like you NEVER quits! But the facts remain ...the more you goon, the limper and more completely useless your goonstick becomes! Every single yank permanently alters your mind and dick, both becoming ruined as you go. We both know that such a helpless and brain-damaged gooner like you won't let that get in the way of his addiction...