It’s a new year but you’re the exact same fist fucking porn loving Alissa addicted goonaholic! The only change that’s going to take place this year is the strengthening of your goon addiction. You’re never going to quit. Look at you. You tried to tell yourself you were going to cut back you tried to tell yourself you may even quit gooning altogether but we aren’t even a week into the year and here you are. Gooning. You failed! It was inevitable. Stop trying to quit gooner, I’m the highlight of your life without me you would feel lost and empty no matter how hard you try to get away gooning is the best thing that’s ever happened to you and you only punish yourself when you try and make yourself believe otherwise. You know you’re going to goon sooner or later may as well just throw that resolution out now and pull your cock out.