Do you like the way these jeans fit me? Don't they hug my ass perfectly? While you're down there, drooling pathetically, like most dogs do. You're just a little ass-worshipping puppy. Every time I put on jeans; your absurd jean fetish induces you to fall in love with me. Can you see my panty lines? I bet you love how those panty lines look. I have my hands in my jean pockets. I'm going to tease you with my denim-covered ass that you love to stroke, cum, and bow to. Kiss my denim-covered ass. I know you want to touch yourself, but you're not allowed to. I don't want to see you touch it. Just drool, bitch. Drool and do what you do best: get denied.