Every day I relax, add to my savings and shop while you stress, work and budget. Don’t worry though I do work hard, I promise. It’s not easy swiping credit cards and carrying shopping bags all day. Besides, it makes sense that I do all of the spending and you do all of the stressing in our relationship. Hot girls like me don’t belong in a boring little cubicle hidden from the world, unlike an awkward ugly pig like you. I look better spending the money you stressed hard to earn.