Your wife has been nagging you to refresh and repair her wedding ring. You had the bright idea of finally doing it for Valentine’s day (Yawn). You fucked up though and accidentally let it slip to me. In an act of horny desperation one night, you were easily convinced to give it to me instead. How will you ever explain it to your wife? Don’t worry, you don’t have to. Just leave this video somewhere where she’ll be sure to see it. I’ll expose you for the homewrecking junkie that you are. I’ll tell her all about the years you’ve begged me to ruin your marriage, how you constantly tell me how much better and hotter I am than her, while I flash her own ring at her. It looks better on my finger anyway, doesn’t it? Happy Valentine’s Day, bitch.