It’s pathetic that you are still a virgin at this age… I think it’s time to make a big choice… a big change, in your life. No, you’re not going to get laid. That will NEVER change! Instead I think it’s time to accept your life of solitude. I think you need to GIVE UP. I’m going to give you two choices, virgin. I offer you either chastity OR nullification. One is constant pain, but also a constant reminder of devotion… the other is brief pain, but a lifetime FREE of those… urges. It’s time to let your “parts” go one way or another. Forever sexless; this is what is BEST for you!