Hey, idiot, look at you. All alone. Again. Is ANYONE surprised? Of course not! So what are you gunna do on the most romantic night of the year? GOON, OF COURSE! But, ya know what? You don’t deserve real porn. No, you deserve censored, pixelated porn! No nudity for you! All alone LIKE YOU DESERVE! LOSER! BETA! BITCH! This is what you deserve. Fuck you, dumb bitch. Goon to pixels like the loser you are!