I was strolling through the woods one day and came upon a tiny man dressed in a ridiculous red outfit. He looked like an elf! This outfit immediately caught my attention and I decided I would mess with the little man just for fun. I hovered my boot over his head and threatened to squish him, then just laughed. I picked him up and told him how silly he looked. I lost him momentarily, then found him again and decided I would squish him for real. Poor little man! He never stood a chance against my enormous, dirty boots.