I'm your favorite teacher and I have news for you: you're going to be a virgin for life. I know this because I see you every day. I notice how awkward and weird you are and your grades totally suck. You're most definitely ugly and you have a boring personality. I even mention how much your maternal figure cries to herself overnight because of you. She hates that she is raising a jerk off addict. Masturbation is the only sex life you will ever have, which means your cum is useless. It belongs in your mouth! I'm going to teach you an unforgettable lesson today.