You've just woken up from a night of insane partying. There's spilled beer on your sheets, your glass table is dirty, your plants are dying, your breath stinks and the beer you left out attracted mosquitoes (just go with it). Gross. You look at your phone, and forgot you've got a date, and your place is a mess. Your mother wouldn't let you take a girl home with it looking like this. You look around, panicked, rummaging through your cabinets, of course you don't have fabric cleaner, glass cleaner, insect repellant, what are you a home depot? Just then you remember, you've got some leftover vodka. Problem solved.