Face facts. You've failed at everything. Dating, attempts at having sexual experiences, getting further in your career and even getting friends to like you. Nothing works out for you. I'm going to give you a new purpose in that miserable, pathetic, boring little life of yours. You will do EVERYTHING that I instruct you, you will reprogram yourself for a new purpose. My purpose! I will command you in what to erase from your life, I will control the narrative and you're going to remove certain negative influences from your life that are only holding you back from having my full praise.