You're too scared and pathetic to get laid and you'll stay a virgin for life but you're still going to crave feeling the warmth of a tight, warm slit to slip your dick into. Give your wrists and the palm of your hand a break boy! You're going to get to be my leather boot fucking bitch. Not because I'm being nice to you. It's just because I like using you. You're so easy to play with and humiliating you by having you hump my leg in my leather boots is just delightfully amusing to me. Stick that tongue out first though because you're going to have to give my boots a good clean first before I instruct you to hump them. Think of it this way - it's foreplay!