Happy birthday loser, I stole the last of your special swirly balloons and now I'm not gonna let you play with them. I think I'll have some fun with them instead. Maybe they'll pop if I rub them against my tits, pussy, and ass - but then again, maybe not. We'll just have to wait and see. I might never give them back once I start rubbing your balloons on my pussy to make myself cum. Now you've lost out to a balloon when it comes to satisfying me - I didn't think you could become even more of a pathetic rodent than you already are, but you've succeeded admirably.