Yet another morning where I'm trying to get dressed for work and you stand there ogling me with your mouth wide open instead of taking out the garbage. I know my perky tits are perfection, but I have an early meeting and I can't stay in the zone with your simp boy energy bothering me. The only way you'll learn to stay out of my way is if I play a nasty little game with you. Every time you get too close, your rock hard dick gets a swift blast of icy cold air from my trusty can of computer duster. Not only does it keep my laptop clean, it keeps sewer rats like you in your place. I love products that do double duty!