What have we here? The last of your pretty, swirly, special birthday balloons. Don't touch, loser. It's mine and I'm tired of dealing with your weird, pathetic balloon fetish. So I'm going to take a nice big piss in this one and then smack you in the face with it while you jerk off. Don't act like you don't like it, piss boy. If you follow directions I might even count you down so you can finally cum while I play with my stinky pee balloon. Now let's do this, I just drank a huge iced coffee and I had asparagus for dinner last night, so it's gonna be a doozy.