There's nothing unique, special, or interesting about you, so why pretend? The truth is, you're a pathetic small dicked goblin and I've fucked all your friends. You don't deserve a motivational speech, so I'm here to DE motivate you and remind you just how much you suck in every conceivable way. As a bonus, I just ate a bunch of chocolate and you get to covered in my nasty brown slimy loogies. You're my little spit pet and you fucking love it, loser.