Why are you just sitting around when we have a party starting in an hour? You need to help me blow up these balloons with this helium tank. Wait, what - you're afraid of blowing up some balloons? Because they're so full and fragile that they might POP? You are such a fucking weirdo. You're going to sit here and watch me fill these balloons with helium and then tie them to my wrist, so you see that nothing bad will happen and you're acting like a scared little pussy. It's almost like you're getting turned on by how big, full, and fragile these pretty marble balloons are. Maybe I should try riding one to see what all the fuss is about...