Hi honey, did you make a lot of money at work today? Just kidding, I know you didn't, because you're an absolute goblin of a small dicked loser and you'll never leave your sad little cubicle. Everyone knows that! But I'll still take all the money you have, because you'd just waste it on lube and comic books to jerk off into anyway. Today we're going to make it a game. Whenever I snap my fingers, you lay a crisp twenty dollar bill down on the table, just for me. Don't you dare try to touch the pile. When I'm done having fun with you, you'll hand your pathetic pile of cash to me like a fucking gentleman.