I'm interviewing you for a position as a men's asshole cleaner in a gay public bar. Your duties are going to consist of being on your knees immediately after they flush and being of use to them, cleaning their asshole, and letting them have their way with you. You won’t be allowed to say no as all consent forms will be signed prior to taking the position. I do want my patrons to be satisfied. I wonder if you're up to the task?