What's wrong? Come here and tell me—I want to know. You're upset that you haven't been gaining fast enough? Don't be so hard on yourself. There will be times when you don't gain as quickly as you'd like. You may even have hit a temporary plateau. When you get discouraged, remember that every single decadent bite is ultimately going to make you fatter. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but it will happen. Now, grab yourself a slice and eat with me.