Fun Fact: This was the first time I gave a facial. I’d always thought it was a raw deal for women. They have to sit there while you knock your junk around like a feral beast, and their reward for witnessing that barbarism is washing their face and reapplying their makeup, while silently repressing their disgust. Unfortunately for Claudia, she wound up in a buy-one-get-one free situation because I basically came twice. She went full-on porn mode, and it was crazy hot.