Just when I think you can't get any more demented I find out that knee farts make you goon. You mean to tell me that if I spit in my hand, rub the spit behind my sweaty knees, and then make fart noises, it sends you to the edge? Wow, you really are fucking pathetic. I'm standing here naked in front of you and instead of craving my petite little body you just want to watch me do knee farts all day. You're lucky that your gooning is amusing for me. Look at your eyes roll back in your head when I get a good string of wet knee farts going.