Is there something you think you have to offer Me? Something you think I might want from you? If you do you're laughably fucking wrong. It's males like you that simultaneously make Me want to and make My fucking day. Somehow you think you're relevant enough to talk to Me? As if. If you want Me to feign interest in your ridiculous ramblings you're going to need to send Me an impressive tribute first because that's literally the only fucking way you'll get to hear My voice. Even then I'll probably be talking down to you! So embrace your role, bitch. The role of bumbling fucking loser who pays to get humiliated