So I happened to be looking through your phone.. yeah I'm not fucking shy. Anyway, I noticed this cute little app. Tinder hmm? Is that really a game you want us to be playing? Imagine if I made a tinder account, I'd definitely be busier than your pathetic ass. One thing you need to realize, this town isn't THAT big and the last thing I need is for my social circle to find out how you really are. You're a fucking embarrassment with no style, no charisma, and no place in public without me. Got it? AND if by some MIRACLE you actually managed to get a girl in the sack, do you realize how fucking embarrassed i would be when she realizes you have the tiniest pecker of all time?? We're going to pull out your credit card and book me a spa day to make up for this mess, then I'm going to sweet talk one of my girlfriends into a threesome tonight. Not as a fucking reward. So you can disappoint two girls at once and realize just how repulsive a beta you truly are