Hey loser, I think it's time for you to be reminded of just how perfect my sexy, long legs are. And just in case you haven't figured it out yet, these legs are far stronger than your pathetic male body. To help you visualize, lets see how easy it is for me to squeeze and pop these balloons in an effortless scissorhold. Just imagine if these balloons were your head.. You wouldn't stand a chance. Better make sure to worship my legs properly, slave