You’re such a lucky bitch, I’m letting you take Me out on a shopping date! I’m in the mood to blow beta ca$h so let’s go, loser. You’re going to take Me to lots of high-end designer stores as well as a stroll around the mall to get whatever I want. All on your dime, of course! This is the only way you could be seen in public with Me. But I don’t want anyone to get the wrong idea, so I’ll lead you around on a leash and collar. This hilarious display of public humiliation will amuse Me and ensure that you feel utterly degraded. Meanwhile I’ll be buying clothes, lingerie, makeup, shoes, electronics, and anything else My materialistic heart desires with your money. I’ll start by draining your entire bank account, then move on to maxing out your credit cards. You’ll be begging Me to stop but I won’t until every last cent of your money is in pretty little shopping bags for Princess!