I'm in a slinky New Years Eve dress, telling you what my night is going to be like: bottle service, hanging out with my sexy girlfriends, and of course, HOT GUYS. (Did I mention HOT GUYS?) I'll be thinking about who to kiss when New Years Day hits and what frisky stuff we'll be doing later. You, as a loser, will be staying home ALONE while the world celebrates. Just like every day!