Aw! You got me pink roses for Valentine’s Day? You shouldn’t have! No really you shouldn’t have. They’re my favorite color, but I don’t care….they’re from you! Ew!!! Such a loser. Why would you buy these for me? We aren’t dating. Is it because you like me? Because you think I’m beautiful? You know I have lots of men sending me flowers and asking me out for Vday. So this is insignificant. Now I want you to see exactly what I’m going to do with your flowers….That’s right! I’m going to smash them just like I’m smashing your loser heart! *Smash smash smash* That’s right…I would NEVER go on a date with a loser! You’re a worthless reject. I don’t give a fuck about you or your flowers. I get flowers all the time. Flowers from a loser? No thanks! Look at that! I’ve smashed every single flower in this bouquet. Awwww did I hurt your feelings? Are you going to cry? I mean what did you really think would happen? That I’d accept your date proposal? Did you really think someone as hot as me would give you the time of day? I don’t date losers! I break loser’s hearts. Duh! I don’t give a fuck about you. You mean nothing to me….just like these flowers. I only date alpha men. You can’t satisfy me. You can’t please me. You’re ugly. You’re worthless. You’re pathetic. Flowers don’t make up for it. Nothing will. I’d be embarrassed to be seen with you. I’d never date you. Ew. Nope