I begin by displaying the delicious phallus and observing it's dimensions. Then I take in its aroma. It smells so delicious I am overcome with passion for the phallus. I begin to lick and lightly suck, and rub my lips on the tip of the phallus. I give a little bite, and drip drool down the phallus. Then I take a big BITE! Feel my teeth tear right through your flesh and devour you! I squeeze out and explore your innards with my mouth. I chomp on your insides with my perfect sharp incisors! I sniff at your mangled body to find another entry to the tasty guts within! Once I do I squeeze the juicy delicacy from it's hiding place and lick it up savoring every bite till my last. Mmm, you are delicious.