Masturbate to your own buyer's shame. Relive the magic of each drained dollar with Me. That's money you'll never get back. That's MY money. Looking at it, all lined up in transactions, one after the other, like little drips from your dick...it's like looking at My influence on your life. It's like reading a love note from Me to you. But I'm not there, because I'm off running up next month's bill, for you to pay right after this one! I want you to really look at that credit card statement, pay piggy, and stroke as I say. Watch Me laugh at you and gush over how I spent that money, and how I'm not giving you anything back for it! Nod in agreement as I tell you how good it feels to drip drip drip like that for Me, then see it all gush out at the end of the month. How, even if you promise yourself not to do it again, I trick you into letting Me run up that card. Look how adorable I am in My knee-high socks, tiny thong, and breast-hugging tiny top. I perch all over this chair like a feline bragging over her catch, smiling at you and making you forget all about any reservations you may have had. This is a literal wallet-wank, and I'm excited just thinking about all the numbers on that piece of paper. Maybe next month I'll try to get it up to 4 pages!