My feet are your favorite thing on earth. You adore every wrinkle of my soles and you imagine sucking each and every one of my wiggly toes. My feet are the object of all your fantasies. You love my feet so much that you would rather worship them than hang with your girlfriend. And speaking of her, when's the last time she made you hard? It's obvious that she doesn't do it for you anymore. I would even go so far as to say she is just getting in the way at this point. Your servitude is always welcome, which means I'm going to do you a favor; I'm going to break up with her FOR you. All I'll need is a little bit of information first...