You said vows to your wife years ago, but it's time to break them. You belong with your true soul mate and that would be your girlfriend, Kim. Kimmy is so sexy! She is petite, blonde, and has perfect size five feet. She also happens to be my bestie and I only want the best for her. Kimberly and I hate your wife. We talk bad about her all the time because there is just so much to make fun of. Divorce her already so you can be with my bestie! She is better than your ugly cunt wife in every way and you know it.