Thanks to some spells I've concocted, a couple of lost hikers have stumbled into my neck of the woods. They ask me for water, so I offer them "electrolyte juice." They are naturally skeptical, but I reassure them that it's perfectly safe. After taking it, they quickly find out the "electrolyte juice" really was a poisonous potion while I laugh maniacally. The girls shrink down to the size of a thumbtack and I scoop them up off the ground. I lament about how hard it has been to find new victims in the woods lately because everybody wants to be on their phones instead of outside. I reveal how I used spells to bewitch them into hiking and getting lost that day to lure them into my orbit. I rely on youthful flesh to stay young, after all, and I'll do whatever is needed to find it. I wonder out loud which of the girls I should eat first. One is noticeably more scared, and fear makes humans taste better. I decide to eat the other girl first, so the scared one becomes even more terrified and therefore more delicious. After savoring and swallowing the first girl, I taunt the other, showing her my belly where her friend has taken up occupancy. Finally, I drop her in my mouth too and gulp her down. Now satisfied, I begin belching out all the gas my meal has given me. The girls are clearly trying to pry their way back out through my throat, but their efforts are of no use. I laugh hysterically as I exit the frame.