Why are you such a freak? Just when I think you can't become any more of a loser you reveal that balloons make you want to jerk off. What is it about them that makes you cheesy little dick so hard? Is it my cheeks popping out when I inflate one? Is it the rubbery smell? Or the bright colors? Whatever it is, I'm going to relish making your life a living hell with this weird fetish. I think today I'll tease you with a pretty swirly number I found by spitting in it, blowing it up, and letting it deflate back into your face. Maybe if you're good and DON'T TOUCH I'll let you stroke your cock until you finish while I laugh at you, as usual.